Todd and I both made a lot of money at casinos that allowed us to go to school and buy the things we wanted. For us, casinos provided a guaraneed increase of wealth. Oh how I loved the wad of cash in my pocket when I walked out the door!

Of course, we were casino employees, not patrons. While I’d typically stick to the theory that the only people at casinos who make money are:

(1) employees (who don’t then gamble at the end of their shifts)
(2) owners

But it turns out that every so often, casinos produce another winner:

(3) turns out one gambling couple actually did profit at a casino in North Dakota… to the tune of $3 million in one 75-cent bet.

I didn’t even know you could win that much in one bet. In Montana, the max is $800.